(Source: drrouin)

yonceallonhismouthlikepizza:

When a guy takes off his sweatshirt and his shirt comes off too

Well excuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me

(Source: okusuck)

ruffle:

When i die im going to put the “fun” in funeral 

suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

(Source: ofelrond)

(Source: bonerfart)

celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying


(Source: kcesliv-irot)

foodchewer:

i don’t want to go to sleep i want to be famous


(Source: rorybbellows)